Sunday, July 23, 2006

Ha Ha You Loose Again Calgary

Yes it seems Comrade Canuck is trying to keep me in cowtown, but I am getting out of here ASAP, & so should everyone else before they turn you into a communist, homo-sexual, retarded, terrorist hugger. Yes folks here are like he will be one of us, just wait & see. I have seen this sad play unfold numerous times. You can't change me. That's also a song by Vince Niel from Motley Crue when he did a solo album. Calgarians try & try & try, but always fail. Thank god for my American & British influenced enducation & upbringing, where I was taught to think for myself & to love a freedom & democracy, so all you commies take a long hard suck. Please don't cry though, it's not my fault you are a weak minded commie, it's your own, or your parents. Later, have fun in your commie stewpot.

I think I will head to Victoria, the interior of BC, Winnipeg, or Montreal. I am not sure yet. Maybe I'll go one place & then the other, the other, & the other. Yes, I have to stay one step ahead of those who are trying to brainwash me. Yet should I ever become brainwashed I have mentioned my failsafe backup which will make sure I never betray the allies like Canada eventually plans to do. Anyhow I also e-mailed the Mayor Of New Orleans today to see if he knows of anyway I could go down there & help rebuild & also stay there. Yes New Orleans sounds awesome, & challenging. Also come Mardi Gras quite the cool place. Can you imagine New Orleanians if you dare. I could train hundreds if not thousand of you to walk on stilts & make masks. I was getting all crazy & dellusional this afternoon like many artists do & I was thinking my dream would be "The New Orleans Stilt Walking Army". Can you imagine thousands of stiltwalkers in the Mardi Gras parade, that would be a spectacle of spectacles. Anyhow I am getting crazy now, but it would be awesome & then some.

Oh & I guess the only real artists up here that I still sorta' trust are the Fools, & The International Animated Objects people. The others seem to have some kinda' hidden agenda, maybe they are in league with CC.. Perhaps these are the only 2 non-communist arts companies in Calgary. I don't know, all I know is this town & the people are getting wierder all the time, flee before Comrade Canuck scoops out your brain.

You know it is really bad when someone who was & still is called "The King Of Calgary" by some opts to go somewhere else & start all over again. Ideally though I'd like to get out of Canada before the commies come & get me. That's what JTF2 was doing at Wal-Mart today they were trying to find the best spot to capture me then kidnap me, & then turn me into a commie like them. If you have read my other blog you are familliar with Omega the disgruntled CSIS employee who claims that Canada is programming me. Ha ha that is funny. Why the hell ain't I in the army, csis, rcmp, or any other communist division serving communist causes, hugging terrorists, being retarded, or being homo-sexual? Yes Canada is getting gayer all the time, run for your lives someone set off a gaybomb here. Anyhow sooner or later Comrade Canuck will come knocking at your door, than kidnap you & turn you into a mindless fool like so many others in this country. Maybe I'll go to Churchill & ride Polar bears until on finally gets tired of my outlandish antics & decideds to gobble me up for dinner. I'd much rather be dead than red.

Anyhow I forget what Omega's origianl response was but I guess he was trying to implicate I am somehow connected to national security. Well if that's the case how come there is no hummer outside my door with a .50 mounted on it so I can go cruising & take a little more hands on approach to what is going on in Canada. Where is my hand picked anti-terrorist squad, where is my helmet like Rick Morranis's Dark Helmet in Space Balls. NO helmet no deal, also there was my $50 billion salary. Oh & the floating aircraft carriers & Angela Jolie with a patch over her eye. I would accept a subsitute though cuz it might take her away from making some kick ass movies. Still the stand in would have to look a lot like her, & must have the patch. Um what else there were many other things, but those will all have to be on the table before I even think about it. & like I said I have a little insurance policy anyways so that would never happen, so dream on Canada. Also as an added absurdity I would request that the current czar be DPed by the 2 former czars broadcast live on the CBC.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Why I Don't Go Out Anymore

People like making up all kinds of dellusional stories about me, if you have read this blog, others, or been to my old website you are familliar with many of them. Friends of my room mates are like "why doesn't he go out, we heard someone beat him up." I laugh at that & I think even my room mates think that is the case. The truth is I don't get paid often enough to go out, I don't make as much as money as I used too. I make about 1/3 of what I used to, & I only get paid once a month. I am bankrupt, & I owe tons of people money. Besides why would I want to go mingle with people in a city that supports the Taliban, & 50 other terrorist organizations, are communist, homo-sexual, retarded, & racist. I am not gonna' go out & support a city that sends millions of dollars every month to the middle east to support terrorism. Also like I said when I challenged the security guard who twisted my arm to a fight once outside where it could be fair he fled inside & all the people who were not white laughed. It's mainly white people who make up these stories of me getting beaten up cuz they like to gang up on me 10 to 1 & even then they still don't fight me. They only people worth fighting in this city are non-whites. Whites simply are inferior, chicken, weaklings, who can't fight 1 on 1. Besides why would I fight them when I still have an open invitation to fight with Mike Miles anytime I want it (Actually come to think of it there are maybe now about 10 white people in this city worth fighting & they know what I am capable of so we all just ignore each other out of mutal respect I think). The only reason why I don't fight Mike Miles is cuz he's getting old & I don't want all the ninjas & other kooks coming to fight me cuz I beat him & they have something to prove. Also a reason why a lot of the ninjas, & others want to fight him is because he is white & there are not that many white folks who have reached the status that he has. I suspect Mike Miles even thought I was a ninja cuz when I went to his dojo I took off my shoes & wandered around in my socks which were fitting too snuggly to my feet & resembled tabi boots. The boots of a ninja. Let's see what else, my brain is also in the kill or be killed mode so that is another reason why I don't go looking for fights. U-m-m-m-m-m-m white people in my opinion actually make that white Canadians are not worth fighting cuz they are snivelling commies. If we were at war & there were no rules & I couldn't get charged & thrown in jail then by all means line up. Without it being a state of war, white Canadians will just use it as an excuse to get me thrown in jail. I pushed one security guard with an open palm at North Hill Centre & he told the cops I rammed my fist into his spine & tried to paralyze him. Then the other 9 backed up his story. Meanwhile down in the states people are normal, white, black, red, brown, yellow, mixed breeds. I wonder what makes Canadians so retarded? Besides I was told don't fight retards cuz it ain't cool. It would make an interesting study what drives the white Canadian communist, homo-sexual, retarded, terrorist hugger to want to fight those who love freedom & democracy. I think they are all just mad cuz I won't be a brainwashed commie. They want me to go to jail so they can brainwash me there, simple as that. I don't see any blacks, indians, or other races making up the ultra outlandish stories white people make up, so that just says white people in Calgary have been brainwashed by the commies, homo-sexuals, retards, & terrorist huggers to think anyone who isn't white & doesn't support what Comrade Canuck wants them too is evil, & all the other strange things they say about me. How far does this comunist brainwashing go? Unbeknowenst to one of my former dance teachers who referred to Alberta as "White Alberta" wrapped up all my theories in a nutshell (At that point in time when that statement fell out of her beautiful mouth the black girl, spanish girl & me rolled our eyes & tried to contain our laughter I forget what she was explaining but it had something to dowith multiculturalism or was just on of those dumb dance moments which if you are a dancer are familliar with). White albertans are taught they are the superior race, & anyone who isn't white doesn't have a brain & is a savage. To help them achieve this goal, the police are in on it, various members of city council, the Calgary DOwntown Association (I think these are people who will soon insist that anyone who doesn't make $100,000 a year, doesn't have short hair, isn't white, or hasn't been programmed by Comrade Canuck can't enter downtown Calgary) the RCMP, CSIS, CF, various members of Parliment & on & on it goes. Alberta is also known as the Fatherland to the neo-nazis & other white supremacists. If you want to study nazis, racism, fascims, brainwashing, communism, retardism, wide spread homo-sexuality, Calgary is the place. If they see you have any kind of sould or are a free thinker they will deem you a danger to society & try to make your life living hell. Or worse yet if you are a supporter of the US, UK, & the coalition that is as good as sticking a target on your head & it's open season. Oh what else I have done everything there is to do in Calgary 2 times or more. Hell I was even a guest artist in the Grandstandshow at the Calgary Stampede 2 years in a row & it could've been a 3rd or more cuz everyone loved me, but I couldn't stand the racists who worked at the Grandstand itself so I told them to stick it up their ass. Yes even with an artists pass with my photo on it the racists at the Stampede gave me grief. Like I was up there performing with Cirque people, & other international theatre people, even though I had a super minor part, etc.. Um what else I have played guitar at almost every cafe & bar. I have been in numerous movies & tv series mainly as an extra or other things. I was a member of Single Onion, I was as associate artist with the Green Fools, even Murray Ord when he was the head honcho of the Alberta Film Industry wanted me to be the face that represented Alberta to Hollywood in the Alberta film industry promo video. I think this was because I kept on ending up in the former head of the Director's Guild Of Canada's cowtown chapter here & she saw the immense talent & tried to point in me in a direction where I'd go out & learn to do things, & explore the arts & entertainment world on my own cuz that's really the only way you learn you gotta' go crashing around, or atleast that is what I did, maybe it isn't recommended for everyone, especially those with a weak stomach. Oh & there are a million other things I could mention, but I am getting tired & want to go eat & have a shower. Find or give me something to do that I already haven't in cowtown & sure I'm game, but like I said I have done everything 2 times or more. There came a time when I realized I had no competition here so I took my gongshow to the internet & well here I am just one soul amongst billions. I am currently getting my ass kicked on the charts over at Soundclick. It's funny as heck I think cuz I am really learning to be humble cuz my songs are sinking like boulders. When I had a website I clashed with the other Jeff Godins in ratings cuz there is more than one person on the net with the same name. The main guy had his website for atleast 10 years before I came along with mine & within a couple of years we were trading the number 1 spot off in a weekly or monthly basis. Here my writing is just writing, there are millions of other bloggers. Millions of other digital photographers, videographers, gamers, poets, artists, musicians, etc.. All the people I have encountered out here so far are not as insane as the folks in cowtown so it just shows you where the insanity in the world is, & it's right here in cowtown & Soviet Canckistan. I've had a few flip out but when they stopped & examined the goods they were like okay, now I know where you are coming from, holy cow I am glad I am not you.

Most of all the reason why I don't go out is cuz I can see the retardedness in the people's eyes, just the way they walk, the way they talk. It all says, I am a commie, I am a retard, I am a homo-sexual, I am a traitor, I am a communist, I am a terrorist hugger, I am Canadian. Then the look that I get is you are evil & the spawn of Satan cuz you love Americans, British, members of the coalition, don't like terrorists, have a brain, & can make your own descisions & educate yourself by going out & doing things & living life.

Yes Canada you can go hang out with Bin Laden, Kim Jong Il, the Iranian PM or whatever he is, the Nazis, the commies, everyone who hates freedom & democracy, technology, free thinking, etc.. I'll just hang out with Uncle Sam, the Queen, the coalition, & all the people who love freedom, democracy, & free thinking.

I know & they know you are just waiting for the right moment to betray the free world.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Yes, Canada Is Wierd Indeed

This post is for the lady who commented in my last post.
The picture above is how Canadians have been brainwashed into thinking anyone who does act Canadian such as myself are. They see us as demons, the spawn of Satan, etc.. Where does this stem from? I would guess the media, Canada's isolation from everything, & all the commies & terrorist harbourers. Anyhow if you would like to find out first hand just visit, but make sure you have a way out. As for where I am from, I come from northern Manitoba. Often referred to as the asshole of Canada, & there is good reason for that. It stinks, but there are more folks there who appreciate freedom & democracy than there are in the rest of Canada. Winnipeg, as rundown & dumpy as it is compared to everywhere else I have been in Canada is a breathe of fresh air. After that I would have to say Quebec is the next best place, but it has been a long time since I have been there. They want to seperate from Canada & they should. They see how retarded the rest of the country is & want no part of it.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Somedays I Feel Like Jesse James

There are somedays I wonder if the film, tv, video game, & other people follow me around. A lot of movies seem to have some kinda paralell, or feature charecters who look kinda' like me. I have never robbed a train or anything like that, or shot a man, but there are days I feel like Jesse James, or Billy the Kid, & Canadians are all the folks who are after me, or who will betray me. Anyhow I guess it all stems from me not being very Canadian, making my own desicions, embracing American & British values, appreciating freedom & democracy. Some of these things seem kinda' outlaw to Canadian so they have branded me an outlaw. Now all I need is a horse.

Yes Canada I will never be a communist, homo-sexual, terrorist hugger, retard, or any of the other more peculiar things you would like me to be. So, lick my moustache.

Let's stars I look like kinda' sorta' sometimes. Brad Pitt in Jesse James, Liam Nelson as Qui-gon Jin in The Phantom Menace, Antonio Banderas in .... that one where he plays guitar & kicks a lot of ass, Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon & the Mad Max movies, Sylvester Stallone in the Rambo movies, Colin Farrel in Miami Vice, Samuel Jackson in Snakes On A Plane, & a many others. Okay maybe some of them are a stretch, lol.

I guess the jig is up I'll tell Canada the truth I am a spy from the UN, the rest of the world has grown concerned about Canada. It has made itself more of a pariah than North Korea & Iran combined. There were rumors that the communists took over & brainwashed everyone into homo-sexual, retarded, communist, terrorist huggers, so I volunteered to enter Canada & find out the truth since no one has emerged from the country in over 20 years. Canada lost contact with the world in 1985. There were even stories about a revolution & they toppled the government & installed a czar. No one has seen any Canadians abroad so I was sent to find out where everyone went. All I have found so far is a few pcs, 26 million cryo units & few thousand communist here. The rest of the folks are asleep in cryo units & the commies are harvesting their organs. So if you are Canadian & you are reading this, this is what has happened to you & the only reason you know this is because I hacked into the main computer & plugged it into the internet. Welcome to 2006 if any of you actually can read, write, or think for yourselves.


Maybe everyone in the US, UK, & coalition knows about me & could see this (how my life currently is, or has turned out.) & thought they'd warn me or make some more movies inspired by me & other legendary figures. Actually legends are fascinating subjects to tackle in film, or any other media for that matter.


If they ever make a film about my life maybe they might think about calling it, The Assassination Of Space Cowboy By The Cowardly Canadians

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Gotta' Get Outta' Cowtown

I am so sick of all the retards, & commies in cowtown. The last good time I really had was in the US.. Here in Canada everyone who isn't a communist, homo-sexual, terrorist hugger, retard or nazi, is frowned upon. I would mention all the Canadian agencies & organization that are trying to make my life living hell, but I won't give them that glory anymore I will just simply call them Comrade Canuck, or CC for short. Yes old CC is a pain in the ass. I am the last free spirit in this country everyone else is dead or has been brainwashed. If you don't support theTaliban or 50 other terrorist organizations here, people think you are wierd & fink you out to the government much like in Russia at the height of the Cold War. So citizens of the world be wary in Canada old CC will try to get you to help him help the terrorists, & if you don't he will try to make your life as horrible as possible, by spreading lies, trying to bribe your friends into telling fantastic lies about you, murder, rape, or rob people to frame you & on & on it goes. Yes Canada is the most evil country in the world if you are like me & take a stand against the government & the terrorists. Anyhow until I get out of this communist state or the evil government kills me I will keep on reporting to you in hopes you will avoid Canada, & not invest in it, because in doing so you help the Al-Quaida, Taliban, & 50 other terrorist organizations. Those are the people who want to kill those who love freedom & democracy & take us all back to the stone ages.

My guess or prediction like I have been saying is that the hidden communists will rise when China beats it's chest on the world stage & Canada will side with them & their allies. Canada will become a forward base for all the commies strategically located to split the US, & UK from effectively helping each other. Anyhow like all things go it will get nasty. Most of Canada will be blown to smithereens, but ultimately the US, UK, & the coalition will defeat the communists. People like myself will more than likely be partisans like in WW2. Anyhow between now & then to keep the rest of the world of kilter Canada is harbouring tens of thousands of terrorists & letting them raise money here. Whether or not they are arming then is currently unknown. Another one of my guesses or predictions is that the terrorists will set off a dirty bomb in Canada due to their frustrations of the excellant US, UK, & coalition intelligence to prevent such a thing happening in their countries. Am I mad, insane, crazy, or perhaps right on the money, only time will tell. Perhaps I am wrong. I hope I am, but with what I have seen & discovered in Canada anything & everything is possible & up in the air right now.

Maybe I have remote viewed Canadians helping terrorists set off a dirty bomb, maybe I have been watching too many sci-fi shows I don't know. Anyhow Canada is not what it seems on the outside that for sure, you get into the depths that I have & you find a very strange beast. Anyhow I am surrounded by commies, but I can overcome their super lame attempts to brainwash me. I still have freedom of choice. Something a lot of Canadians don't understand because they never got a good American or British flavoured education like me. Anyhow Like I said I don't trust anyone in Canada, because 99.99% hate the US, UK, & the coalition.

The Interpreter Cometh Maybe

Well for all of you wonderful folks outside of Canada I got my iPOD working again & will be converting my 8 cds of colloquial Arabic into mp3s then putting them on my iPOD & into my brain unless of course Comrade Canuck tries to stop me. I would be way furhter along in my studies & probably into Farsi, & Russian, & other languages as well but the RCMP, CSIS, CF, & other Canadians were too busy stealing my cables to all my electronics so they could stop me from doing anything productive. I see there is a great need for interpreters with Arabic, Farsi, & other languages. Chances are I can learn some of those unless of course like I said Canada & Canadians start to get in the way like they have so many times in the recent past. Anyhow you want me entice me with something. Getting me the hell out of Canada would more than likely be the ticket & I'll be your meat for whatever. Just get me the hell out & away froam these communist, homo-sexual, retarded, terrorist hugging Canadians.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Rocky Balboa another hero of mine

Yes some of the films that were influential in my life were from the Rocky series, & Rambo series. I like Rocky cuz he is an underdog & Rambo was an underdog as well but of a different sort. Once again it is Americans I draw inspiration from & not Canadians. Christ I think I am gonna' go hunt down an old copy of Survivor's "Eye Of The Tiger". I think Survivor was a Canadian band but they were singing about something American. Yes I can hear the theme music playing now in my brain, that was one of the first bits of music I memorized. Go Rocky! Woo-ho! Yeah, I think I'm gonna' go buy some runners, & get in shape again.

Monday, July 10, 2006

It's Just A Game

So I go & buy a game & the folks at the store are freaking out running around in circles & urinating on one another.

"He's been programmed!"

"He's part of the army!"

"He's part of JTF2 (just a little note JTF2 is ultra rarely even mentioned in the gaming world, everyone loves the Delta Force, SEALS, SAS or other outfits atleast 10 billion times more)

"He's part of the Tac Team."& a million other things.

Get a grip people it's just a game. People play games for entertainment. The RCMP thought JOINT OPERATIONS ESCALATION by NOVALOGIC (for those of you that don't know NOVALOGIC has a cult like following cuz they made some really fun games based on DELTA FORCE not JTF2, although JTF2 did make a 1 time appearance in 1 of the games other than that it has mainly been DELTA FORCE with sprinkles of the SEALS, SAS & others to spice things up, oh & by co-incedence I look like a lot of the charecters in Joint Ops, & I was also a beta tester which was kinda' funky.) was a game built by terrorists & I was training terrorists on-line with my specially modified software. Where does the insanity end in Canada? Meanwhile I bet the citizens think Pac Man was made by JTF2 as well. I should've just bought the new HITMAN game or latest installment of TOMB RAIDER instead, but even those games Canadians seem to think are made by the military, JTF2, & were all made in Canada. Infact Canadians seem to think every game ever made was made in Canada & was made by JTF2, I think Canada will next even be so bold as to claim the internet was made in Canada & Canada owns it. This is the stupidity I have to put up with. Anyhow there I was wandering in the mall, people were like he's training for the Army. Yeah, right, get real, I was there for coffee & to see the eye candy that was wandering around, & to do a little bit of shopping. People seem to think I patrol the mall to protect it from terrorists, wrong, again. If a terrorist attack happened in a Canadian mall while I was there I would just let it happen. Saving Canada is the last thing on my list of things to do. On the other hand if I were in an American mall, British Mall, or mall from any other country that was a member of the coalition, if I was in a position to kick some terrorist ass I would (I am deadly with a loaf of french bread). For Canada nope, I'll let the omnipotent, RCMP, CSIS, JTF2, CF, CPS, & other clown organizations & agencies look after it. Besides they'd shoot me first & let the terrorists go, & blame me for it. Anyhow I guess that is my wacky rant for the day.


Oh & I guess if I shaved my moustache off & grew some fabulous knockers, I'd look like Lara Croft, LMAO. Now stick that up yer bum & think about that Canada, LOL.

Friday, July 07, 2006

Am I Really Me Or Is This A Doppleganger

This is a picture of me after I got out of the RCMP, CSIS, CF, CPS, & various other outfits & went hitchhiking across Canada. I joined them all & conducted an inside investigation. It's amazing what a little plastic surgery will do. I went undercover after the Airborne was disbanded. My father said if & when you see something really strange happen in Canada go find out why. He said it was more than likely the commies. Well 12 years later, several hired actors to portray me, it has turned out to be a strange journey. Like I have said Canada is not what it appears to be. It's has been taken over by an alien race, they like Twix candy bars & getting brainfreeze from Slurpees. Just kidding. Of course someone out there somewhere will believe this & go I knew there was something really wierd about Canada. Anyhow aliens aside, I think it's just a buncha' commies who are trying to get me & convert me into a communist, homo-sexual, terrorist hugging, retard. Yes citizens of the US, UK, & coalition if you ever see me in a Canadian uniform, Comrade Canuck has brainwashed me. Please do me a favour & throw me into a pool of liquid nitrogen, then pull me out, smash me to pieces, then toss those pieces into a smelter, or volcanoe.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Older But Better Looking

Fuck, do I ever look good. My teeth are rotted to hell, but damn I look sexy. Anyhow like I said ever since I found that transmitter in my tooth I have not visited a dentist. I have on several occassions tried to switch dentists, but the dentist won't let me. What other surprises are there in my teeth other than the whore of a hygenist punched a million holes in my enamel. Another reason I'd like to immigrate to the US, UK, or some other member of the coalition is so I can finally get my wisdom teeth removed & my teeth somewhat repaired. They are destroyed, but filling in some of the stinking holes, & sewing the empty sockets closed would be much appreciated. Yes this is yet another cruelty that I have to endure here in Canada. They treat terrorists better. They got pearly white teeth, those that need bridges, or dentures, need to go see orthodontists, or whatever, they get it done. Meanwhile here I am 10 years plus without any dental services what so ever. I hope those idiots at Homeland Security who refussed me asylum get stationed up in Alaska. By now if I was in the US, I'd have found a job, more than likely be in LA, doing acting, music, art, dance, etc., & making the place a bit more funky & fun, but like I said I was refussed asylum so now your country is a wee bit more impoverished artistically. NOt too mention I'd more than likely be in the reserves, the guard, or bounty hunting. Anyhow the chances of me making any art or doing in Canada is not really at the top of my list. If anything I will cook up my beats here, get a new website & do the usual wierd whatever it is I do there.

Monday, July 03, 2006

Marathon 3rd Test Burn

Lol, I look like an idiot. Anyways tonight I did a 3rd test burn of Marathon, here is the tracklist as it currently sits. This is starting to shape up into quite the funky beast. I can definitely say I am proud of it & it's fucking amazing compared to anything else I have done. Simple as that. Anyhow before I babble on too long here is the list.

1. Back From The Road
2. Space Cowboy
3. Nowhere Near Where I Planned To Be
4. Riding The Rails
5. Sault Ste. Marie
6. Godin's Gate
7. Had I Known (Elegant Wipe Out Re-mix)
8. Get Back Up & Keep Walking
9. Ode To The Road
10. As Much As I'd Like Too
11. Jungle Momma's
12. Travelling Further Into The Unknown
13. A Brief Look Back
14. Arlington
15. Godin Vice
16. Good Old Days
17. Bombsaway
18. What If I Couldn't Tell You?
19. There Could Have Been More
20. Mr. Mo & Ms. Leicha
21. Sniper Hunting
22. Mental Illness
23. Just A Quickee Before Dinner
24. Song For Lara (Zebra Re-mix)
25. We Should've Just Said Good-bye
26. Tuesday Afternoon
27. What Da' Funk Is This?
28. Marathon
29. 303
30. Jazzy Sub Radio (v3)

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Canada Is One More Year More Gay

Yesterday was Canada day, they should just change it to communist, homo-sexual, retarded, terrorist hugging, & nazi day. Instead of the Canadian flag there should be some kinda' flag that weaves the old U.S.S.R., the AQ flag, the swastika, Barney, Twee-dle Dee, Twee-Dle Dum, & a pair of skates. I wish I had a website, I'd run a contest. Design the new Soviet Canuckistan flag for the new Czar, Steven Harper & the amalgamated communist party of Canada (No you don't get to vote in Canada it's all the same party , they just have different names to please people & make them think there is some kinda' difference.)